Saturday, August 6, 2011

average day at kumon..

bye2 mum..i'm off to work..zoooomm..i past down bangi valley towards kumon in my porsche..brake..skid skid..reverse park perfectly into an empty spot..i grab my bag and run up those flight of stairs to the kumon center..open the main entrance door and smell the heavy scent of poorly ventilated apartments..but thats okay..it feels homey..it pays homage by itself..la la la..i hum as i skip to my desk holding what is freshly ticked and marked papers of my beloved students..spoilt as they may be but they still are cute little buggers..arrange arrange arrange i sing as i arrange their homework's into their respected files..a mother shouts at the door to her son.."do good my son!or i'm gonna give you to gilly!"..the child of the mother shrugged in fear, sweated instantaneously and abruptly wrote his will..for what i figured out last week.."gilly" is what the mother calls their lawn decor..its a guillotine..by golly..i payed not any attention to the kid anymore because i was busy registering the new comers.."hello, welcome to kumon..a place of wonders where you will learn and explore what is unlearnable and unexplorable.."..i greet them nicely..slightly threatening to tell on them to their parents if they make a fuss at kumon.."you raise your voice as much as a decibel in here..mt. vesuvius is your next bath tub honey bunney"..i always insert comforting words such as hunny bunney in my threats..to signify in all the darkness there is still hope..pfft..they believe it..so i continue marking the papers..tick tick tick cross cross tick cross..three mistakes?gilly for you child..he he..at the end of the class..i take out the mop from the toilet.......to clean the blood stains.........of a rabbit that got squashed by a falling air conditioner that coincidentally was hugged by a kid..the rabbit died..the kid is unknown..but a body of a kid was found nearby..mysterious..out of nowhere..oh, i got to go..bye xoxo

2 comments:

Farah Fauzi said...

ahahaa.... your workplace sounds interesting... kumon kat sini sangaaattt sejukkkk.. ^^

fattah said...

ko keje kumon gak ke paropijo?